Tough Mudder Los Angeles was epic. I thought I was prepared. I increased my upper body workouts, I went to the Camp Rhino
Obstacle Race Training Gym and learned how to climb walls, and when the course
map was released I studied it like it was a lost artifact. But nothing could have prepared me for
the actual experience of doing a Tough Mudder.
4:00am, Saturday, March 29 – Tough Mudder Day – I am awake
and dressed in my carefully selected athletic attire, chosen to make me as
sleek and fast as possible; no loose clothing to snag on barbed wire or wooden
walls. My hair is braided and held
back by a specialized headband that is designed to dry fast and not slip off my
head. After a quick, light
breakfast, the rest of team Bootcamp Warriors arrive and we head out in our
rented SUV (who wants a bunch of muddy people in their car?). We make excellent time and arrive about
an hour before our start time. A
flurry of activity ensues – wrist bands secured, race numbers affixed, bags
checked – before I knew it, it was time to head into the corral area by the starting
line.
The first obstacle of the day was to get over a 7-foot
wall. Yes, you need to do an
obstacle before you can even start Tough Mudder. It was time to see if my Camp Rhino time was well
spent. I grabbed the top of the
wall, firmly planted both of my feet against the wall and slowly moved my right
foot upward until my right calf was on top of the wall. I then used that leg to leverage myself
up, turned myself around and slowly lowered myself to the other side. Mission accomplished! A small victory, yes, but it pumped me
up. After some inspirational words
from our MC, a salute to those in the Armed Forces, and a beautiful rendition
of God Bless America, the air horn sounded and we were off.

So my first official obstacle was not a great success but I
shook it off and continued onward toward an innocuous sounding obstacle called
the Human Pyramid – the first true test of team Bootcamp Warriors. The scene in front of this obstacle was
pure chaos. People were taking
running starts, launching themselves at a wall that was set at a 45 degree
angle – some making up to the top, others sliding back down to the bottom. The first of our team made it up the
wall on their first try and promptly turned himself into a human rope – hanging
down the wall, with others holding his legs, while he hauled up one fellow
Tough Mudder after another. When
it was my turn, I backed up, ran as fast as I could up that wall and flung my
arms up like my life depended on it.
Happily I felt hands clasp around my wrists and I was hauled up the wall
much like a fisherman brings up an oversized fish. Two obstacles down, 8 miles, and 18 obstacles to go.

For me the toughest obstacles on Tough Mudder weren’t manmade
– the mountains that we needed to “run” up and down and back up again roughly
10 times through out the course.
Crawling under barbed wire was nothing compared to those never ending
mountains; but I made it up each and every one – running, jogging, walking, and
crawling – slowly but surely I reached the top. And the reward – along with the pride of having made it up
there – was the view, which was amazing.
Over the course of the next 2.5 hours walls were climbed,
fences were swum under, monkey bars were conquered and more walls were repelled
down. There were injuries and
frustrations but through it all our team stuck together – helping each all
along the way. That is really the
wonderful thing about Tough Mudder – it isn’t timed. The entire point is to do it as a team – making sure that
everyone finishes together.
Along the way our friends and family cheered us on, armed with signs and
cameras. Just when it seemed like
I didn’t have anything left we would come around the corner and someone would
be shouting encouragement – giving me the energy to continue.
The penultimate obstacle of Tough Mudder, Mount Everest, was
the one I was dreading the most – more than the 15 foot jump, ice bath and
barbed wire crawl combined. I had
tried it unsuccessfully at Camp Rhino and now it was all that stood between me
and a few electric shocks that would be followed by my beer and coveted orange
headband. Two of my teammates took
the wall before me – making to the top successfully. When it was my turn the only thing in my mind was “just keep
running”, so that is what I did – once again flinging my arms up for dear
life. It may not have been the
most graceful or athletic ascension to the top but with the help of several of
my fellow mudders I made it. After
that a few electric shocks seemed like a walk in the park.
So I did it – I made it through Electroshock Therapy, got my
headband and my beer. It took a
few days for it to truly sink in – I had completed something that I did not think
was possible just 6 months before.
To say that I was tested both physically and mentally would be an
understatement. There were
definitely times when I thought – I can’t do this – I cannot make it up this
mountain, I cannot climb up that wall.
But then I did and it was awesome.
The knowledge that I can push myself further than I thought possible has
stuck with me – I know that I have another gear – it’s just a matter of pushing
myself into it.